Friday 29 June 2007

Another little rant..

OK, so i know ive been ranting a lot recently.. but i really have to say this.

I called an anti-kraak organisation this morning. To begin with i was put through to 4 or 5 differnet people. When i finally got to speak to somebody, this is what i was faced with.

'Hi, my names Rachel Cornford, i wondered if you could talk me through your anti-squat accomidations'

'PardON?' (Yes - ON is in capitals to put the emphasis where she did.'

I repeat the above line.. my names Rachel.. etc..

'Ik spreek nederlands' (said in a who the frig do you think you are to call this number sort of way.)

'OK, well could i speak to somebody that speaks English please?'

'Well, you didnt explain that you were English did you? you just went right ahead and spoke it'

So what may i ask was her little outburst all about?!?!


So now i am starting to get a little pissed at the way she is talking to me

'So you do speak English?'

'Yes i speak English'

'OK, well could you tell me about the anti squat accomidation you have please?'

'i have no idea what you are talking about - i think you have the wrong number'

At this point - if it was possible, i would have dived down the phone and put a stake through her heart. (OK, so maybe thats a little over dramatic..)

'No, i definatly have the right number, i was refered to you by a friend, i want information about the anti squat accomidation you have'

'We dont have anti squat accomidation, we get you to fill in the forms and put you on a waiting list'

Sorry - correct me if im wrong but has she not just completely contradicted what she said?

'Ok, well could you tell me how to go about it then please, where i get the forms etc..'

'Everything is on the internet - goodbye'

Everything may well be on the internet.

The internet is Dutch.

Seriously, some people are so rude.

6 comments:

Graham Ettridge said...

Firstly, can I commend you on your taste of TV programmes...I too love extreme makeover - home edition!!! Even though I consider myself a proper bloke, I still end up reaching for the tissues with every episode. Secondly, congratulations on a wonderful blog with fantastic posts...I found reading your rants quite theraputic and amusing - especially as I agree with practically everything you have written. Please keep up the great writing (in English too!!!!) and I will most definitely come back to receive more anger therapy. Thanks and kindest regards, Graham (a thoroughly English guy, who can't speak many languages but is a master at talking slower and much louder when people can't understand)

Practically Dutch said...

Well, thank you very much! It is so nice to know that somebody actually read it! I shall be sure to check out yours!! Take care.. p.s. isnt it funny how english people always do that!! I work in a IRISH bar in rotterdam and an english bloke came in thinking i was dutch.. it was so hilarious.. of course i let him get on with it.. aaaa pi-nt of guuineess.. the-ree hal-f pi-nts of.. and so on.. in the end a customer had to tell him he is making a complete pratt of himself!! Much to my amusement!!

Graham Ettridge said...

Hiya, just wanted to welcome you to my "sidebar" :) you're now totally added. Have a wonderful Sunday!!!!

Ineke said...

Ok.
So we are in the Netherlands right?
And our language is Dutch right?
Why should we translate our website into english?

yes, most people speak english.
And i think she was rude.

but to aspect a website to be in english is a bit...
well too much.

nice post though
:)

Stephanie said...

I have to say, I allways appreciate it when people at least give my native tongue a try (even a "Spriekt oe Engkels?" is very much appreciated...)

Practically Dutch said...

Getty - I feel very honoured to be on your sidebar! I would add you to mine.. but.. well.. i dont have one..

Dutchie - Oi you! your spose to take my side on everything! However i dont expect the website to be in english.. i just dont appriciate her directing me to a website she knew full well i wouldnt understand.. (however - there could at least be an english button!)

Me - i agree it is nice when people try.. and i do try.. but people always seem to reply in english..