Bit of a Bummer!
Please excuse the punned title!
Let me set the scene for you..
It is a beautiful day in the Heart of Rotterdam.
A young lady, feeling rather summery dressed in a 3/4 length white skirt, top and white jacket mounts her bike to share lunch with her boyfriend.
Whilst on her journey she encounters a problem.
After trying to pull her skirt up at the back she realises her butt is exposed to the world. Yes. The zip has infact broken. Still clipped at the top but leaving a rather revealing naked strip down the middle of her arse.
In this poor girls state of shock she cycles in to the curb, almost toppling over, gains her balance (butt cheeks still on full display) stands up and immediatly backs against the nearest wall. After a few seconds of bright red cheeks (HaHa, which cheeks?) and intence laughter a 50 something gentleman asks me (sorry.. the young lady involved..) what is wrong and if there is anything he can do to help. The situation is then explained followed by the 'do you happen to have a safety pin' question. After this kind gentlemans rummage through his van he continues his search in the long row of offices she has backed up against.
After a long wait the gentleman re-appears with a paper clip. A paper clip I tell you!! What the frig was she suppose to do with a paper clip!!
Anyway, so the lovely young lady tries out this over sized paper clip, only to get it caught in her underwear at which point the kind man offers to help her untangle it!!!! Well!!!
After disconnecting the paper clip from her underwear she continues on her journey to meet her boyfriend (who may i add found the whole situation rather ammusing.)
They then went to his place of work to sort the problem. Unsuccessfully.
After much diliberation the young lady decides to just tie her jacket around her waste and have a look around the town.
Just when she thought it was over, her flip flop broke.
Leaving this poor individual to walk around exposing not only her butt to the world but also her bare feet..
The agonising, bare-footed walk back to her boyfriends work was topped by the wedge of glass dug deep into the heel of her foot. Once removed she continued her journey (cycling home bare-footed, needless to say) to arrive safely at her place of rest.
Yes, incase you were wondering, I am the young lady in the story.
These things can only happen to me.
4 comments:
hahahahahahahahahaha! hilarious!!!! shall we meet up somewhere next week? wednesday or friday?
hilarious but extremely embarressing!!!
would be good to see you next week!! i am very short of cash as i am going to england the week after so saving frantically but sure i can manage a drink or 2!! let me know when is best for you!!
Wow, thats all I can say, wow! So other than this how are you doing? Still doing the English thing at the school? How is that going? Tell everyone I said hi!
Everything is going really good thanks! I am still over at the school, they have english exams this week though so am free!! i am really enjoying it, the kids are great and it seems to be fun! yes my day was rather embarressing but was something to blog about!!!!! how is everything in Virginia? we heard about the shooting at the university? it is just so\sad that someone would do that. let me know how you are!!
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